Life Trilogy

2008-06-20T21:13:00.000-07:00

HAHA ok thanks ppl for tagging on my DEAD blog.
(even if its spamming :D)
but seriously i wont be using it anymore haha
and i dunno how i manage to rmb my pw but yeah

2007-04-20T05:09:00.000-07:00

geog test was horrible, terrible and VEGETABLE haha
a very agressive one vegetable lol
mapwork was crap
at least i know i got south korea correct
history test was even worse
10 marks for one qn?!
i dont know how i wrote my ans until it spread to opium
PE was funny
mr sequira said dylan was cockeye
and then sinyong purposely kick the ball so hard
we had to do the basic stuff
and mr sequira asked marcus to protect him from the ball
he might as well have hit his own head with it
neway i still prefer to play games tht doesnt require
the feet kicking the ball
then during english
mr ahmad asked us to arrange our tables
ahh i'm sitting at the doorway
where teachers could just catch you doing ..
stuff.
after eng was geog
judy ng is evil
she made us take our all our socks and shoes
and walk over the dusty and dirty classroom barefooted
oh yeah the best thing was tht
there was no art! whee ...
i rather run around the school taking down posters
then trying to fix a pathetic model
when we know we're getting nowhere

2007-04-18T03:00:00.000-07:00

MUTANT LOSERS THEME SONG
(teen titans)

when theres trouble you know not to call
mutant losers
from their tower they can trip and fall
mutant losers
when the gonzilla's on the attack
Cabbage sits there and scratches his back
cause when the world hates losers on patrol

mutant losers, scram!

with their super gayskills they unite
mutant losers
always met a plumbabe tht they liked
mutant losers
they are hot chicks on the run
they'll keep chasing plum until shes sweet
cause when Cabbage is losing all control

mutant losers, scram (x2)

if their heart is dead, we better slack now
you can drink and sleep and eat
when you catch them there werent be any doubt
they've been thrown into the bin ....
thrown into the bin ....

M-U-T-I-L-A-T-E-D---L mutant losers, scram! (x4)

when theres trouble you know not to call
mutant losers
from their tower they can trip and fall
mutant lsoers
when gonzilla's on the attack
Cabbage sits there and scratches his back
cause when the world hates losers on patrol

mutant losers, scram (x2)
1,2,3,4 scram!
mutant losers!

2007-04-18T00:09:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to Jeremiah!! haha
this song is dedicated to him:
happy birthday to you
you're born in the zoo
you look like a gorilla
and you sing like one too

A VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and sirui
with help from liney and sheen
(remember to read aloud)

Cabbage whistled the tune of popeye the sailorman
through his nose, like Spongebob Squarepants
Sourbabe rolled her eyes and check her skin
ooo .. she was so smooth
that the light rays bent in the same direction
and you could see your reflection on her
Cabbage teased her
" i love good reflectors"
After admiring her perfect figure
Sourbabe and Cabbage went to a romantic place
designed to cater to couples who love
shooting themselves with rubberband.
the School Dental Service Box
There was a sign hung up on the wall.
Instead of " LOVER BIRDS"
it was "LOSER BIRDS"
they played games like
hanging themselves on the fan,
racing with toilet brushes and
competing to see who was fatter than the other
In the end, Cabbage lost because:
Losers are not people who lose but
people who give up/ quit
(copyrighted from poster in canteen)
He became very very very aggressive
and burst into a prickly and pimply pickle
who ate his own stomach contents
Unfortunately, Sourbabe continued laughing at him
She laughed until Cabbage got even more aggressive
and bloated into a LIMEGREEN balloon,
getting stuck on the door
of the School Dental Service Box
From tht day onwards ..
he became a decorative ornament
(more like a punching bag) for KFC day
Kill Farting Cabbages Day
He changed into a hot ..
i mean cabbagy chick
wearing translucent skirts with Sourbabe
They invited the squashed GONZImato to join them
She had only one hair strand left
but it was so rough
tht it reflected light in different directions
making her hair look like hairy potter
After thinking for 1h,
they decided to form a GAY gang, the ...
CABBAGE MUTANT NINJA LOSERS
*powerpuff girl theme song
its sing along session!!
"Cabbage, hes a sissy loser
Plumbabe, she has a sexy figure
Gonzilla she is a balding lychee
Power-vege destroy the world
(bridge)
Causing crime
Trying to kill humans
They come in always late
the power-veggies
POWER-VEGE!!
dah dah dah dah dah

2007-04-17T02:09:00.000-07:00

this title is copyrighted from nickelodeon
but it still suits the story neway
(read it aloud. its funnier)

A VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and liney
with help from sheen and shanny

Green. Crunchy. Delicious?
oh not this one. more like ..
Rotten. Slimy.
LIMEGREEN blob of fibre and vitamin L
("L" stand for losers)
with little sharp things protruding
from his L-shaped mouth.
He sat on the flower pot
sucking his elongated pinky, meditating
" ohm ohm, wawawa,
i love my sourbabe (sourplum) "
and who was he?
Cabbage. yes, theMutantCabbage
the very aggressive veggie
Everyday he would use his gay mouth spray
with softsoap essences. HAHA
He would throw a party once in awhile
to celebrate the birth of a new leaf
One day, he planted himself
in a field of hairy cucumbers ..
and got stuck. lol
Cabbage got very very very aggressive
and exploded into a pumpkin
He started sashaying towards
GONZImato, the veggie form of gonzilla
However he realised tht he was
too fat and too round, so he decided to roll.
GONZImato being attracted by his girl charm
started smooching him ( we will describe no further)
He screamed like a chicken. a boneless one.
" Ahhhh! dont kiss me!!
i must stay true to Sourbabe!!"
With tht, he became very very very aggressive
and poof!
with little twinkling cabbages
he turned into a Cinderella carriage/coach
and squashed GONZImato into a potato
oh no! he was late for his date.
he used PANTENE shampoo for "beautiful" hair
and rushed to the nearby provision shop
Sourbabe was waiting for him
in a sweet femine tutu made of mimosas
As you should know,
mimosas are also known as touch-me-nots
so when Cabbage touched his darling
the mimosas closed
revealing wrinkled, pinkish skin of a plum
Furious, Sourbabe dragged him off his feet
all the way to
JEREMIAH'S BEAUTY SALON
for hopeless situations
while Jeremiah was trying to fix her mess
Sourbabe blinked her eyes flirtatiously at Cabbage
with wind in her curly locks
she swayed from side to side
and giggled " i love cabbages"
Sourbabe stared at Cabbage with beady eyes
Cabbage looked at her and said
" huh? oh yeah yeah i love cabbages too"
"oh you're pathetic..." Sourbabe sighed
" who says so? i can whistle from my nose .."

to be continued ...

2007-04-14T00:28:00.000-07:00

sports meet was so fun
hahaha ...
at first everyone was like not enthu
but then after tht it got more and more exciting
especially during the mixed race
when we were the only school
which dropped the batton 4 times
4 TIMES!! and we still got first!!
isnt tht COOL or what?!
the guy tht knocked down the girl
haha he must be feel embarrassed
later sheen, me and liney went to marina square
we were going to meet woony there
she came late ...
we persuaded sheen to go bowl with us
hahaha dragged her back to where we were standing
darn guys couldnt decide whether to bowl or not
in the end only yeshen played
with some of woony's friends
and us of course. woony, sheen and me
the outcome was obvious
woony won. she thrashed us all ...
at least i got 2nd hahaha

P.S to find out more about softsoap.
pls go to www.shanny.com. haha

2007-04-11T04:14:00.000-07:00

SOURPLUMH2O when he was a young plum

SourplumH2O loved playing hello kitty
and dressing up barbie dolls
Everyday he would sing this cheer to himself:
(in the BINGO melody)
"there was a guy who 很难红(nanhong)
and nanny was his namo
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
and nanny was his namo"
one day, his friends decided to
squeeze him inside a plastic bag
with all the other sourplums
he struggled and kicked and screamed
" ur cant do this to me!! i'm as cute as a powerpuff girl!!"
unfortunately he could do nothing
splat! his face was squashed...
"ahhhhh! my nose is in my brain!!"
looking at his surroundings
he saw another sourplum and said
"hey you, why the sour face?"
the other sourplum curled up into erm ..
a plum. and didnt answer him
suddenly he was pinched out of the bag
argh! his butt got torn off. Ouch!
no wonder ..
hansel was leaving trails so tht
he could find his way back home
finally all was left was his eyeballs
he thought he was going to die
so he went to do what he always wanted to do
DANCE BALLET
jumping into his pink tutu
and twirled around to the song of
dont you wish ur plumboy was hot like me
after tht he went to sing
月亮代表我的心
and then went to 'escape theme park'
flushing himself down the toilet bowl
while eating his own ear wax
finally he went skinny dippping and spa
sourplum reached home
and sang himself to sleep
"who's the leader of the gang
tht's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E"
"chuala lalala i love to pee in the sink"
at last he closed his eyes
"i'd like to give 3 roses to a hairycorn"

2007-04-10T06:52:00.000-07:00

TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS is dedicated to
theMutant Cabbage and the rest of the ppl
involved in this story
we would like to thank
sheen, sirui, mel, jacqueline and waiiwaii
firezhawk, cabbagehater
otter and otter( these 2 are imposters)
for supporting us all the way
and giving extra details
tht could be added into the story
this is also a WARNING TO LOSERS
dont ever ever ever become a
L-O-S-E-R LOOOOOOOOOSER

2007-04-09T04:07:00.000-07:00

the long waited STORY 3 is out!!
DOWNFALL OF RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives
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haha ur still scrolling?

STORY 3: DOWNFALL OF THE RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives

Characters
Queen - Otter
left and right-paw fishes - Money and LumiFish
evil mastermind - the Mutant Cabbag accomplices - theBrain, eraserbits and rubberbands,the Geek, ASL, Cockroach, the Bone,theHorse, Ass and Goat, Chualala,liangtay, Clown and Rice
Queen's army - Tortoise and Firezhawk, 无骨鸡, SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow, xiaozhou, jacq-ie and Liney
theALMIGHTY - Allah

the battle field was a mess of blood and screaming
all the sharp pencil-weapons had become blunt
both armies now resorted to using fists and fart
The grass had turned a dark red colour
and the air became polluted
(resulting in global warming in the future)
theMutant Cabbage bit his fingernails
there was no telling who would win the war
Clown was giving googly eyes to theBrain
G-Y-A ... GAY
theMutant Cabbage whispered something to Clown
And then did a tippy-toes and a chacha
somehow he landed in front of Queen Otter
Queen Otter fell in shock
Money and Lumi Fish tried to get to her
but they were caught between the rush of evil and good warriors
theMutant Cabbage lifted his cabbage-bank (piggybank)
will he give the Queen a concussion with his cabbage-bank?!
will she die?
Crash! it struck the ground.
theMutant Cabbage shouted " haha i have more money than you!"
He made a gargling sound and took an insecticide
it was for real now. he was going to carry out as planned
somewhere up there, Allah was watching
he thought tht why should such an evil LOSER live
with that, he sent down a bolt of pickles
Plop! the mushy pickle went down Mutant Cabbage's throat
Sssss ... he sprayed the insecticide!
guess what? he sprayed it towards his own face. hahahaha
he choked and coughed and choked and coughed
Finally the poisonous pickle took its effect
theMutant Cabbage slumped unto the ground
he had suffered a stroke
tears of joy flowed from Queen Otter's face
her army leaped up towards the sky
they cheered they clapped
the war was over
and they had won

you know all evil guys had bad endings
so this is what happens to them
theBrain decided to help shuai老师 with his work
and one day come to teach 2modesty
the eraserbits and rubberbands complete their mission:
help shuai老师 to maintain order in 2modesty
theGeek decided to write BOOKS FOR GEEKS
on how to scream and sing like King Kong
ASL took care of the 3dumb animals
who were more than happy to continue grazing
theBone waited for dogs to lick him
Liangtay decided to grow tea leaves
Chualala decided to join JEREMIAH'S CHOIR DUMMIES
Rice went back to the field
and bloomed into a hairy corn
Cockroach went to work in the FIGHT AGAINST PESTS organisation
and theBone followed 无骨鸡 everywhere
Clown joined 无骨鸡's quest for more fart - he was forced to
ooo what about theMutant Cabbage?
Mutant Cabbage became a vegetable.
HAHAHA. a vegetable?! get it?!
so beware because
this is what happens to LOSERS

2007-04-06T00:13:00.000-07:00

narrator's back!
so shall we continue our
TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS?
i bet u can't wait ... here goes ...

STORY 2: RUBBER GANG LOSER vs QUEEN OTTER

Characters
Queen - Otter
court jester - Clown
right and leftpaw fishes - Money and Lumi Fish
evil mastermind - the Mutant Cabbage
accomplices - theBrain, eraserbits and rubberbands,
the Geek, ASL, Cockroach, the Bone,
theHorse, Ass and Goat, Chualala,
liangtay and Rice
Queen's army - Tortoise and Firezhawk, 无骨鸡,
SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,
theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow, xiaozhou,
jacq-ie and Liney
famous calligraphy teacher - shuai老师

all seemed the peaceful and quiet
Queen Otter was doing an excellent job at keeping order in the kingdom
with theMutant Cabbage gone,
the fields once again bloomed with flowers
the weeds and cauliflowers had all withered
and turned into fertilisers for the flowers
theBrain seemed to be missing too. who cares?
but deep in the human world
a hideous-looking monster crept out from the toilet bowl
it was part of a house belonging to
the famous calligraphy teacher, shuai老师
Slowly, the monster heaved himself unto the ground
the horrible stench stunk up the whole house
he was back. the Mutant Cabbage. * darth vader sound effect*
there was something odd about him
he didnt look so flimsy or rotten like before
he looked squishy and ...
RUBBERY.
he had become a rubber cabbage,
tht young children use in bathtubs,
because of his past life
but nth stopped him from being the Mutant Cabbage
he was just too disfigured
without any friends or family,
he had to mix around with eraser bits and rubberbands
together they formed the RUBBBER GANG LOSERS
the Mutant Cabbage learn their ways
living on calligraphy paper and ink Delicious!
evil gangs had to find a secret lair
so they decided it was tht place.
shuai老师's head
who knew tht theBrain had made tht place his home too!
theBrain decided to join the gang
together, they plotted against Queen Otter
this time making sure there were no toothpicks
their gang grew larger
as more corrupted minds joined in
RUBBER GANG LOSERS now consisted of
the Mutant Cabbage(of course)
the eraser bits and rubberbands,
theBrain, theGeek, ASL, Chulala, liangtay, Rice
Cockroach, turns out he didnt die, theBone
and the 3 dumb animals who joined just for the sake of joining .
there was one more addition to this awkward group
you wouldnt want to know who he was.
yes, Clown. Clown betrayed the Queen.
He was part of the evil gang.
i guess it was all hopeless now
if not for our heroes again
Money and Lumi Fish were everywhere
u couldn't hide from them
they knew everything the Mutant Cabbage was planning
and they told everything to Queen Otter
Queen Otter banished Clown (haha he got banished twice)
and prepared to defend her kingdom
against RUBBER GANG LOSERS
She built her army, consisting of:
Money and Lumi Fish,
SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,
theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow,
xiaozhou, jacq-ie and Liney.
but they were still short of ppl
Suddenly, Tortoise and Firezhawk came down from the sky
they had brought a friend with them
known as 无骨鸡
Firezhawk bowed and said
" We have come to fight."
Queen smiled sadly
" Thank you but i'm afraid we are short of resources.
Clown has tons of fart but hes our enemy now."
无骨鸡 giggled
" No worries my Queen. For I am here."
with tht, he did the hokey pokey and turned himself around
fart exploded into existance
the Queen's army cheered and gathered them into gas chambers
Suddenly they heard beating of drums
and the shouting of war cries
the battle had begun.

Dear readers,

i guess u have enjoyed this heart pumping story

the last book of TRILOGY ABOUT LOSER is coming out real soon

you cant miss it!

STORY 3: DOWNFALL OF THE RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives

full of action and gore on the battlefield

this is the final fight to determine the ruler of the world

evil VS good

MutantCabbage VS Queen Otter

isit really the downfall of the RUBBER GANG LOSERS?

or is MutantCabbage going to reincarnate again?

is Queen Otter in fatal danger?

so many questions so many answers all in one book!

You just can't wait!

2007-04-05T18:41:00.000-07:00

let's just start of by telling you a story...
the TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS
the author of the story is shanny and sam

STORY 1: What Happens To LOSERS ...

CHARACTERS
queen - Sheen
princess - Otter
court jester - Clown
spies - Money and Lumi Fish
"sweet feminine frog" - Toad
generals - Gorilla and Gonzilla
loyal subject of the evil mastermind - Cockroach
cousins - theBrain and the Mutant Cabbage
3 dumb animals who dont know what's happening - theHorse, Ass and Goat
bone created by Clown - theBone
poor things tht are eaten - tortoises and firezhawks

Once upon a time
which was around the 21st century
there were 2 cousins
the Brain and the Mutant Cabbage (also known as Cauliflower)
They grew in a field which was near a castle
and tht's where Queen Sheen and her daughter, Otter lived.
Everyday theGoat, Horse and Ass will come and graze in this field.
They are the beings created by the court jester, Clown
a long time ago when he was still magical.
TheBone is now found in all mammals
making him the creator of all mammals.
One day, a sweet feminine frog appeared and jumped on
the back of one of the 3 animals and said
" Wahaha... I, Toad, the ruler of the world shall banish your creator
Clown to a distant land. And with a poof!
Clown disappeared into the Yellow Woods.
He had no idea tht Toad was taking control
and bringing the world into chaos
It was tht fateful day when he received an invitation to
General Gorilla and Gonzilla's wedding.
When he arrived, he noticed Toad loitering in the dark
smirking evilly at Gorilla and Gonzilla.
Clown pranced unto a table and shouted
" Hah! I see you! Don't try to hide! I know your not invited!"
With tht, he cast his last spell he could cast.
He had been saving it for the right occasion on Toad!
*Dling* Out sprouted pimples from Toad's face.
And Gonzilla promptly squashed Toad. Splat!
At last the wedding feast was served. Tortoises and Firezhawks.
Gonzilla swallowed them all Yumyum! but what a waste.
However, as a result of their strong power of love
tortoises and firezhawks were reunited in heaven
where they lived happily every after like Gorilla and Gonzilla.
but those are 2 other stories.
Our story is about the fight between good and evil, not an 爱情故事
Now what has happen to Queen Sheen
and Princess Otter all these years??
Clown found out that the Queen had decided it was time.
Sheen opened a portal. She was going to heaven.
With Sheen's departure, Otter became Queen.
Everything had to do with pain and despair
which we will not go into detail in our story.
But the tables were eventually turned.
Heroes of the story were the spies of Queen Otter
- Money and Lumi Fish appeared
They had proof tht Mutant Cabbage
posessed the sweet feminine frog
and was behind all these evil doings the whole time
Queen Otter then ordered Clown,
who was holding a toothpick at tht time
to kill the Mutant Cabbage.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Bits of squashy cotton wool
flew out from Cabbage's fat head. He died instantly
his loyal subject, Coackroach looked at the mess and said
" OH MAN!!!" and killed himself by eating his own snot
Queen Otter appointed Money and Lumi Fish
as her right and leftpaw fishes. (right&lefthand man)
She made Clown her trusted advisor
And tht was happily ever after,
with Mutant Cabbage the LOOOOOOOOSER dead
and peace finally restored in the kingdom
FOR NOW.

*the story had been edited to cater for ppl's requests
THE END

Dear Readers,

Look out for STORY 2: RUBBER GANG LOSERS vs QUEEN OTTER
there will be more characters, like 无骨鸡 and SourplumH2O
more fun
and more excitement
where everthing goes from bad to worse
and good guys turn to bad guys
but hope is still there
and justice always prevails ( i hope so)

Thank you for reading!!!

2007-04-04T06:54:00.000-07:00

science was the first period
and happens tht clarisse didnt come today
so shanny took liuqi's place
i bet she was escaping from gonzilla
we had FUN haha
the ruler experiment
shanny flicked the whole thing over to weikang's side
the ruler and rubber band experiment
colin learning how to play guzheng heh?!
the tiny bits of rubber band and tuning fork experiment
i couldnt even get those things to go up
the qn was: " what happen to the little tiny rubber bits?"
ans is: it moved.
simple. sweet answer.
the water and tuning fork experiment
haha the ripples were cool
the water and test tube experiment
qn is: " can you hear a sound?"
ans is: NO
the experiment failed
we couldn't blow. lol
dear weeshan wet my science pract. bk
elit was as usual
which is... u know.
she gave the whole class extra hw
except me and shanny!! HAHA
during calligraphy shanny drew a christmas tree
and after tht we started a paper-and-bottle fight.
proves tht my aiming sucks. whatever.

shanny came to my hse to do music project
haha we went mac to eat
we wasted **** kWh of electricity
switching on 2 computers at once
and we played CURSOR STORM hahaha
sooooooo fun ...

2 MORE DAYS TO FRIDAY
YEAHYEAH

2007-04-03T06:10:00.000-07:00

OH MAN FRIDAY IS GOING TO BE GOOD
haha GOOOOOOD FRIDAY!!

maths the first lesson again today
i hate direct and inverse proportion
i still don't get it
english was funny
phobias ...
there's one called gonziphobia
oh yeah !!
me and shanny invented our own version
of the changi village passage hahaha
after recess was: charisma
yes charisma. tht subject
dnt. lol. mr sim.
my work's a masterpiece (i'm crossing my fingers)
chinese ... huang lao shi suck
we have to do si han
and retest chinese ting xie

2007-04-02T07:20:00.000-07:00

today's monday. TIE DAY.
whatever. oops i said whatever. whatever. haha
first thing was maths
thank goodness ms mong nvr come
me and woony didn't do her hw
guess who relief us? ms judy ng
after maths was science
gah .. BORING.
recess sucked
shanny had to visit our geog teacher
and i ate some curry don. yuck.
oh lit
ms quek didn't wear a mini skirt. heh
and she was having trouble preventing the class from
giving dumb answers
and during chinese
we were saved by the bell
qn 7 was our qn
oh man just hope she doesn't make me
answer the last qn
hist. we're suppose to make a boardgame
haha.
i remember HELLO AND DANIEL KITTY!!
wahahaha
hello keeety's feminine
daniel keeety's macho. LOL
during interaction period
mr ahmad brought us out of class to play
woony ... she didn't play:(((
we made gonzilla say "tongyi is hot"
in the end shanny said the whole thing
so unfair.
shanny and i created the GONZILLA action
for the game
only expertisee can catch up with us
we made other funny cheers
and we sang all the way to GA
wheee .....

and my date with shanny has been
officially postponed to GOOD FRIDAY
and i hope it won't be postponed anymore

2007-03-28T06:49:00.000-07:00

tay weeshan postponed our date
she said she was VOICELESS
oh well. tote bag will have to wait
monday she was still sick
so she didn't come to school
tuesday she was perfectly fine
says that "my parents allow me to pon school"
wednesday she got ballet exam
she simply skipped lessons
3 consecutive days
just hope she comes tmr

today i came to school early!!
or earlier than the usual time. lol
so first period was maths
half the class went to 4bn
sirui joined us because she couldn't find them. haha
then mr low came in
BABOON haha
and then recess
wonder why these few days i lost my apetite
oh oh oh i know why
because recess buddy's not here
oo calligraphy
darn rooster
we saw sheen love sourplum on the carboard
and yes! mrs indra wasn't here
hope she won't come tmr too
the guys were folding straw-hearts?!
me, sheen, sirui and liney played bingo
and FINALLY woony decided to play with us
heart attack!!
she said " so boring" but she was laughing. haha
sirui and me thought of a great idea for class tee!!
theme: moon and stars ..
go class blog and see
btw, i drew the moon
acc .. one word
SOPORIFIC (learnt this frm RD)

2007-03-23T22:34:00.000-07:00

ever since tht incident
everyone seems to be using the word "wu mie"
when the teacher asked for someone to clean up the classroom
(i forgot which day) it was finally gonzilla's turn
we were clapping ...

TOTE BAG HERE I COME(lol) :
yes yes yes!!
tmr's sunday
sunday's the day
the day i'm going out with shanny
TO BUY TOTE BAGS!!
this is so cool
looking weird together
we're going to tell everyone tht it was a coincidence
we somehow bought the same bag on the same day at the same place
and carried it on the same day too. haha
shanny even asked whether we wanted to cut our fringe on the same day too
and i went WHAT?!
hahahaha
we're not going to do tht I PROMISE

three new cheers
the horse, the arse and the toad
created by waiis, huiqin, mel and me
dedicated to the horse, the arse and the toad. lol
and it was all done on the mrt train
started when waiis said how she detested the horse
and how influencial it was. how galloping was an IN thing now.
we created another one
the big old fart. haha
modified by nut
i wonder how i'm going to draw tht one

2007-03-17T02:07:00.000-07:00

its been a long time since i have blogged
i'll just crap everything into one post..

camp was FUN!!
except for the fact tht FS was our student leader.
felicia me and sheen made a lame song about her. lol
the first night i slept really fast haha
jiaxing had to point to me when the teacher was taking attendance
the second night me and sheen kept laughing
i couldn't sleep HAHA
ANGELA"S CHEER. lol
sheen was the one who slept early the third night
but tht damn teacher ask everyone to wake up
even those already sleeping

gah trng's so boring
when are we going to return to playing matches?
the FUN trng?
we only played one pathetic match on friday
school's reopening soon
i'm praying there's no art
i haven't even touch my sketchbook
and i'm leaving chinese to the last
which is not suprising. hahaha

2007-01-27T02:33:00.000-08:00

ooo YIPEES
i can't wait for monday AHHH
its going to be exciting
yay yay yay
we can beat NAS yes yes
nut says there's a KFC inside temasek poly. COOL.
to all volleyballers all the best!!

2007-01-19T21:59:00.000-08:00

it's seventeen of january and jacq's birthday
ondeh ondeh with chocolate chip cookies - birthday cake
we sang her a birthday song
SHE DIDN"T WANT US TO SING LOUDLY
but we did.
we had trouble lighting up the candles
and we were trying to pull jacq away HAHA

2007-01-12T06:59:00.000-08:00

yesterday it rained heavily
and flooded the whole road
shumin, huiqin, mel and me had to go
through ankle-deep water .. yuck!!

oh today was vball audition
26 is a big no.
didn't know vball was so popular. haha. yay
east zone's going to start real soon
and my jersey's no. 3 haha

i remember i was talking to mr tay
while eating skittles lol
and then he suddenly put his hand in
and grabbed some
he put it into his mouth and made a face
this btw is normal skittles not the sour one
you know why mr tay made a face?
after he made the face he said
" how come there's no chocolate inside,
this is not m&m meh?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
yeah right ... its non-chocolate m&m

2007-01-03T05:00:00.000-08:00

so its the first day of school
and there's already lots of fun. sort of.
we get to vote for the chairman, vice-chair
and other stuff. unfortunately.
nono IT WAS COOL
except the part where i got chosen
for tht noticeboard thing
now i hate noticeboards hahax

yeah we nominated, voted blah blah blah
let's just get to the interesting part
keehock is chairman and woony is vice-chairman!!
how sweet ...
will they be able to work together?(this is not a qn)
so if i hate noticeboards
woony will hate vice-chairmans
ok i'm talking rots
she can't be tht bad
woony is such a nice person
tht's y she got chosen as vice-chair eh?
yeah right.

yay now my cca day is the same as weeshan and woony
tmr have the pw
we 3 chose something to do with making a toy?
isit? i can't remember.
oh yeah the prawn noodle stall owner change .. pffftt
the prawn noodle ... yuck!!
come back old prawn noodles ...
we want you ...
we can't live without you ...
but neither can we live with you ...
because noodles and humans don't mix ...
whatever.

GAY LOVERS ON GAY BIKES. RIGHT WEESHAN?

2007-01-01T00:52:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

just went to xJ's house for a sleep over
and we watched death note 2 on friday. yay
i like L's mask hahax (commas)
we made gingerbread mans
so fun fun fun

school's going to reopen real soon
is huang lao shi our form teacher?
ooo i can't wait to see angela's face again ... pffftt
just lent nut lotr return of the king
nice show eh?

2006-12-21T23:54:00.000-08:00

yipees!! x'mas is coming!!
all the R.I.Ms are buying presents. so nice
oh man i have to buy so many presents
its not tht i don't like buying presents
is just tht i hate thinking of what to buy! argh!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!

2006-11-28T00:07:00.000-08:00

oh well .. since there's DOOFUS, DOOFY and DOOF
i decided to give all the R.I.Ms their doof names

let's go in alphabetical order ...
jacq - doofass
jiaxing - xiao doof
huiqin - doof quarters
mel - doofus
nut - doofnut
sam(me) - doof
shumin - doofy
waiis - doofaiis

aren't all the names nice?
i invented them with shumin's help ..
hahax

2006-11-27T02:03:00.000-08:00

today trng was ok ..
sad we nvr really play any matches
i just learnt tht shumin's new nick was doofy
sounds nice right? hahax
originates frm doofus(mel)
and to shumin's delight
i allow her to call me doof ... wahaha

SHUMIN AND MEL ARE YOU READING THIS?

wed we're going to play against cedah ..
must wake up early again
i need to sleep more u noe
and i nid to call jiaxing before i reach her hse bus-stop
pfffttt ...
y can't she be a kind soul and meet us all at the mrt station

2006-11-20T06:16:00.000-08:00

so nut ask me to do this quiz ... and i did ...

Name 40 Random People You Know

1. xinjie
2. nut
3. huiqin
4. mel
5. shu
6. waiis
7. jiaxing
8. jacq
9. sambay (hahax same name)
10. don chew (jiaolian, his name is super long)
11. woony
12. sirui
13. weeshan
14. sharmaine
15. kevin
16. shiyun
17. clarisse
18. adeline
19. sharol
20. sarah
21. joey
22. jiaxin
23. huiying
24. rachel
25. mr tay, famous for nagging
26. CJ (some guy hu mistaken me for sb else)
27. marcus
28. joshua
29. joel
30. eng lek (nut says he's cute)
31. coach, pcs one
32. amanda
33. meng siew
34. shuyi
35. dave
36. nigel
37. jeremy
38. sheryl
39. huilin
40. jun qian

Who is #9 to you?
sambay ... church fren
sad she migrated to australia

Does #12 have a hot older brother?
sirui? she doesn't haf a brother ..

Would you make out with #2?
nut ... erm no ...
i am not les & neither is she

How about #13?
weeshan?! as i said I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!

Or #30?
NO. eng lek is my jnr?!

Is #1 your best friend?
xinjie. if u mean in church ... yeah man!!

Is #3 cute?
huiqin ar ... i wouldn't say she's cute
but she's a really nice person

How about #5?
shu min .. yupps ..

Or #23?
huiying .. not sure ..
mel keeps saying she's cute

Or #36?
omg!! he is not cute ...
nigel is FAT

How did you meet #4?
volleyball ... duh ...
mel our spiker

And #7?
jiaxing is our spiker too!!
obviously i met her at vball

And #18?
adeline's frm 1modesty!!

Did you ever go out with #20?
sarah? dumb qn .. she's my sis

Or #28?
joshua ar? i tink so long long time ago

Who is #40?
junqian... my vball snr

Do you hug #8 all the time?
erm y would i want to? sry jacq ..

How about #15?
kevin? yuck i won't hug my bro

Or #25?
eww ... mr tay some old guy ...

Or #37?
jeremy?! NO!!

Do you feel sorry for #11?
woony ... hahax. yes.
she's depressed most of the time
becuz of _ _ _ _ _ _

Have you ever told #14 you loved him/her?
sharmaine .. erm .. no

Would #6 and #10 make a good couple?
waii waii and jiao lian!! hahax..LAUGH

What about #16 and #28?
shiyun and joshua .. they dun even noe each other ...

#17 and #22?
clarisse and jia xin? no ... what's wrg with this quiz?

#24 and #32?
rachel and amanda. no ..

#33 and #39?
meng siew and huilin ..
these few qns are not making any sense

Are #38 and #37 good friends?l
jeremy and sheryl are totally opp frm gd frens

Does #34 drink coffee 24/7?
how would i noe?
i dun stay in the same hse as shu yi

What is #9 addicted to?
sambay .. how would i noe?
she's already to some foreign country

Which # would you look best with?
sarah .. she's so cute !!

Which # would #5 date?
oh oh oh
i dun tink shu min will date any1 here

How about #16?
i dunno ask clarisse ...

Or #27?
marcus ... himself ...

Now name 5 people to do this quiz :
1. sirui
2. weeshan
3. woony
4. xinjie
5. sambay

2006-11-20T05:51:00.000-08:00

oh no .. i haven't update for so long ...
so vball tournament here are the results

we VS bukit panjang - lost
but hey we still rock!!
and our jersey's still nicer ...

we VS hillgrove - won
yeah man we won!!

we VS outram - won
omg!! we thrashed them!! 25-6!!

we VS presby - lost
whatever it was so damn close ...
the score was lyk 22-25

and ...

WE ROCK FOREVER!!

so after the last match
nut, shumin, jiaxing, hq and me went parkway
we had to split up .. sad
cuz all the taxi drivers dun wan to take 5 ppl
me, nut, jiaxing and shumin, hq
we arrived there first ...
hahax we went to the toilet
and my fren turned right ...
i was stunned for awhile
looked to the toilet sign at the right
saw a picture of a man *gasp*
oh i didn't scream (i'm not lyk jacq)

i can't say hu's the person
if not she'll mutilate my pic
and post it on her blog ...

2006-11-08T21:53:00.000-08:00

ooo ... i vry long nvr post liao
so yesterday got tournament
against bukit panjang ...
well, we lost but
we will still strive !!
and thrash outram park !!
and the rest of the other skools ...

unfortunately b4 tt ..
i must heal my sprained ankle first. lol
so cool laa ..
becuz of my injury i can use it as an excuse
for alot of things !!
wahahaha ....

2006-10-25T23:14:00.000-07:00

today got report bk back
and ms low said my socks are too low?!!
the first person to meet ms low was sirui's parents
then woony's
then adeline's
then clarisse's
it was going by register no. but
then skip to the guys
so frm clarisse to shiyun
was abt 1h10mins
so we were saying tt clarisse's mother needed 1h10mins
to talk to ms low

open hse nxt saturday ...

2006-10-25T05:59:00.000-07:00

wet wet wet !!
if we were allowed to leave earlier
i would be dry
and be able to reach hm in time

today we had to do our service to the school
clean the classroom ..
actually we were slacking
pouting the water all over the floor
but ms low had to come in
and spoil the fun
tmr going to get back my report bk
and well ..
meet the parents session
ahh !! friday got extra drama lesson

WE RAWKED TODAY !! you noe which ppl i'm refering to ...

2006-10-22T05:55:00.000-07:00

bash gonzilla up !! whack her !! crush her !!
she very good ar
ask her for the beads she nvr come for drama
when i want to borrow frm my neighbour
she suddenly call me say she bringing tmr

now everytime i post must write sth to encourage all the vball gurls

WE WILL BE THE LAST TEAM STANDING !! R.I.M go for it !!
*stands on top of the table, shouts " i luv vball" !! and smashes cousin's guitar into pieces*

maybe i too enthu liao
i shld do this
*crawl under the bed, whisper " i luv vball" and then lock myself in the toilet.
wahaha ...

2006-10-21T05:12:00.000-07:00

yipees new blogskin !!
stars stars stars stars ...
so tournament starts on 13 nov
which is soon
so our jersey going to be FBT
orange and white
nice :)
anybody buying FBT shorts?
hahax i so outstanding
only shoe size 25 is blue
and happens tt i'm wearing size 25
so the rest of the vball members' shoes are black
except 3 including me. lol

so to all vballers ...

WE WILL THRASH THEM ALL !!

*screams and cheers*

2006-10-20T06:24:00.000-07:00

wah stupid laa
suddenly sb called sabrina sms say tt i nid to go for maths enrichment?!!
i tot i nid extra coaching or sth
so i keep asking ppl how much they get for maths
in the end is tt person msg wrg no.
hahax ... false alarm ..

i miss part of "gong"
actually becuz of the burning smell of haze then we were early
jiao lian ask us to measure our heights
but mr tay ask us jump on the spot too!!
waste of my time
after trng haf to rush all the way home
i even haf to run home instead of waiting for 293
i still miss part of the show neway

yeah so me woony and ws chose the toy challenge for our PW
mine is the 2nd name!! lol
the rest excluding gonzilla chose my ideal home
other skool can join one meh?
how come i saw one frm ngee ann ...

2006-10-16T03:00:00.000-07:00

i haven't post for quite long ...
so i've got my science and geog paper today
horrible !! only weeshan got A1
sinyong still can't walk properly
and gonzilla came for drama
if not i can mark her as absent
wahaha ..
this is so weird laa
during exam period i was so sian
now i'm still vry sian

oh and clarisse if i miss any episode u lend my k??

2006-10-10T20:38:00.000-07:00

HOORAY !! ACC IS NOT COUNTED !!
i am sooo happy .. hahax
but tt stupid wang feng still want us to get 60 and above ..
i probably fail and go detention
this is so cool lar
acc will probably pull down my marks
but now NOTHING CAN STOP ME !!
wahaha ...

2006-10-08T21:13:00.000-07:00

english was ok laa ...
tmr got chinese
and must learn yi shang & xia

todae vry fun-nie
but i cannot say anything
later sirui and woony say i vry evil
hahax.

time to study ... AGAIN ...

2006-10-04T23:13:00.000-07:00

argh !! history was horrible ...
especially the source-based
6 marks qn only haf 4 lines ...
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
even lit was easier
omg tmr got two subjects tt nid to use alot of brain juice
maths paper 1 !! and science :(((
i bet i'm going to be starving after tt

wish it was december now ...
* throws coin into wishing sink *
wish wish wish wish wish wish
wish tt it is december now
nth happens except ...
the sink gets clogged up by the coin
FLOOD FLOOD !!

this is how i destress myself ...
maybe i studied the internal threats too hard
so i only remember about floods. lol
what's the time now?!
STUDY TIME !!
HOORAY !! =.= "

2006-10-02T21:39:00.000-07:00

mcq for geog was suprisingly easy
i hate the structures qns
didn't do the 3rd qn cuz i forgot everything about natural vegetation
great ... now haf to study lit
so sian ...
dun feel lyk studying lit
i tink i skip
i study hist first. lol
Chapter 7, 8, 9 and 10
internal and external threats suck ...

2006-09-30T00:45:00.000-07:00

now i'm here trying to study geog
but i can't
firstly, i haf to entertain 3 little kids
secondly, the 3 little kids locked the damn door of my room ...
which unfortunately has my TB inside
thirdly, todae's my sister's bdae so i'm suppose to " relax"
wish to but unable to do so
yipees !! going to eat cake :)

2006-09-28T01:23:00.000-07:00

so much to study ...
i had to carry all my books out frm my locker and all the way home
tmr going to haf chinese and english compo
die lor .. the english one is lyk writing 2 compos

News Breakout

- Bimbo finds his bag on angela's chair
- Bimbo finds he has no chair
- Bimbo finds he has a 'kick me' msg under his compo paper
- Bimbo finds his pencil case is dumped into the dustbin
- Bimbo finds his book strap under angela's table
- Bimbo's modesty got outraged by angela

and ACC sux
i can't get anything into my brain
colin >> coline >> coleeny neo >> cauliflower??

*for those ppl hu noe*
" feel no evil ~ winx~ "

2006-09-27T03:46:00.000-07:00

This is my ambition ...

got so much literature hw
plus the geog wksht
somemore i left one whole maths paper
exam coming ...
quoted frm woony " i want to jump"
this is the only relaxation i haf now ..
so sad .. cannot see yuan qi wear mini-skirt liao
speech & drama so fun-nie
sinyong can't walk properly. hahax

2006-09-25T04:05:00.000-07:00

yesterday me, woony and ws went to sirui hse to do " flash "
hahax. i lost my way.
we were drawing with chalk
imitating mr peck
blowing chalk dust all over (poor sirui haf to clean up)
so we did the micromedia flash and ...
didn't finish
what do u expect?!!
we're still proud of ourself for coming this far
woony left first and we continued
then later me and ws left
we went whitesands and ate MOB CANDY!!
looking ... laughing ... looking ... laughing ... hiding ...
from ppl hu haf just stepped on our mob candy

my sister bought the wrong brand of eggs today
turned out its low cholesterol eggs
so my mum let me use it for hmecs
oh damn .. i still haven't finish zao ju ...

2006-09-23T03:14:00.000-07:00

i had to wake up early to finish my tuition hw
in the end ... i didn't manage to finish it
so i went to tuition
then still got some time
so i rushed thru the compo
luckily i completed it if not must stay back
while we doing ANOTHER compo in class
she marked our compo
guess what?!! i got 35 over 40!!
i tink she was quite lenient though
ok ... very lenient ...
moral of the story here is to do ur hw at the eleventh hr
later haf to go and buy the ingredients for tt hmec project
actually my sandwich is much easier to make
or so-called more slack
see nut's recipe
still must fry chicken
then toast bread??
so much hardwork

wah ... so hungry
i nvr eat my lunch.
bye i going scavenger hunting for food liao. lol
muahaha .. i found my prey !!

P.S. We are all going to die for IT project.

2006-09-22T05:54:00.000-07:00

today we had history and science test
hist test ... for the qn abt the scientific achievements
i wrote seismograph saying tt Zhang Heng created it blah blah blah
then must give an example of how is it used today
i wrote earthquake detectors?!! is there such thing??
oh and science test for the car and building qn
i wrote: " Metal is a good comdutor of heat. If a building is entirely made up of metal, it will heat up easily. Fire can start easily and may burn down the whole building" lol
in simple words .. i was crapping

ahaha ... bimbo and colin made the sink purple !!
they had a hard time trying to get the crystal off ....
wonder hu is going chinese remedial tmr ?

2006-09-21T00:45:00.000-07:00

i LOST LOST LOST my handphone!!
so that day i had to meet xj
she was late and i tot she forgot abt it
just great i didn't haf my hp
i called my father cuz i forgot my mother's hp no. lol
then he called my mother becuz he doesn't noe xj's no.
i was waiting and i found xj !!
so i told her " i tink my mother is going to call u"
hahax. her phone was ringing alreadi

i was discussing abt the hmec stuff with ws
we decided to buy the ingredients on saturday
then ws was asking whether i had cookie cutters
i didn't haf so she was going to bring
at home guess what i found ...
Kraft cheese CHEESE CUTTER !!
i bet it can't even cut through one slice of bread
so i g2g now ... nid to study for the history and science test tmr
somemore science test right after history

new blog for me

2006-09-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

yippes !! i made a new blog ...
no nid to use tt ancient blog liao
i lyk the penguins ... hahax
people pls link me !!